I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MY FAVOURITE THING
I heard the voices and tones in my head while reading this.
This was my ringtone for the longest time
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times