to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
YES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you
This sounds interesting.
Oh my god do it.
Doo ittt. Gogog oo
I’ll give you gas money to hit me with your car
hey if you’re against lgbt rights you’re a bad person. there’s no ifs ands or buts, you’re an actual shitty person and hiding behind your religious beliefs doesn’t change that.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
Thats so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
Best prank omg
OH MY GOSH
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
Hey is it true that if u see a dream were a dolphin is mating and you saw it , it means that you become a Chinese ... Btw I haven't had that dream yet but if I did I wouldn't mind becoming Chinese