jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me


Avengers 2 Introduction at Comic-Con 2014‬ (x)

breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

(Source: realitytvbitch)

Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
George R.R. Martin (via crles)

(Source: kayteexlouise)


dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(Source: rooneymara)

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 


(Source: scamanders)

isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?