greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around


(Source: michaelwantsanotherslice)


sadsongqueen:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

YES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)
ANON TEXT GAME

highclassof2016:

cristinalewis:

wildinla:

photochildx:

Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you

This sounds interesting.

Oh my god do it.

Doo ittt. Gogog oo

crooked-young:

I’ll give you gas money to hit me with your car

coolator:

hey if you’re against lgbt rights you’re a bad person. there’s no ifs ands or buts, you’re an actual shitty person and hiding behind your religious beliefs doesn’t change that. 

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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nightmareloki:

56danielle56:

boxed-hobo:

jakeforjesus:

Thats so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

Best prank omg

OH MY GOSH

(Source: humoristics)


powerpuff-save-the-day:

SHOTS FIRED

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke


(Source: best-of-memes)

Anonymous asked:
Hey is it true that if u see a dream were a dolphin is mating and you saw it , it means that you become a Chinese ... Btw I haven't had that dream yet but if I did I wouldn't mind becoming Chinese

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